@wolfpupy: you'd think someone who calls themselves a rat-catcher by trade would be more prepared for having a rat thrown at them, just goes to show people aren't always who they say they are.
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@BrandandCo: I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with
@sixfootcandy: Guy cuts me off in traffic. I give him the finger. He gives me the finger. I give him my number. We're married now.
@PinkCamoTO: I'm so glad I had a kid so instead of relaxing in the bath, I can have someone explain Minecraft to me in painful detail.
@SuburbanSleuth: My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife.