@Sassafrantz: You'd think strip poker would be more fun but Grandpa is horrible at cards.
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@Juicedballs: Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*
@MableGertrude: I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook.
@shesxridiculous: If I was a waitress, I would plant fake engagement rings in every girls champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic.
@TySmithdrums: When I'm at a bar with my cousin she doesn't think it's funny when I yell 'BUT HE'S YOUR GYNECOLOGIST!' every time the music dies down.