@GingerAtLaw: You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor
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@tiReynard: We all wear masks. I'm about to trade in my 'polite coworker' mask for my 'dude you don't want to meet in a dark alley' mask In 3...2...1
@iAmDelFreaky: I saw a fat kid sitting on a seesaw all by himself. I stopped and waited for another kid to fall from the sky. I left disappointed.