@FrauFickenDammt: You'd think with all the hiking Dora the Explorer does, she'd be thinner.
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@Schmoodles: I dress up as a Girl Scout for my boyfriend, but just so we can practice our elaborate cookie heist.
@sammyrhodes: If you've ever wondered which of your friends loved V for Vendetta, you're in luck today.
@envydatropic: Surround yourself with people who will groom your eyebrows should you ever become comatose
@AdamTheLobster: This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart.