@causticbob: #YouHadOneJob #SuperBowlXLIX
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@TheTweetOfGod: Everyone in "Star Wars". Everyone in "The Muppets". Everyone in "Game of Thrones". This is now the first tweet with over 140 characters.
@PwrFulWmn: You attract more men when you smell like butter, sautéed ham and onions than any expensive perfume.
@Burger_Time_: [as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first