@SCbchbum: You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident.
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@jake_lach: The best thing about weed is it teaches you that it's okay to take 35 minutes to make a sandwich
@okimstillhungry: I can't wait for thanksgiving. It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned.
@addmoreninjas: That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?