@SCbchbum: You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident.
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@charliesgonenow: Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?
@SamePageDifDay: Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?
@BlindChow: Columbus: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Well– Columbus: *just yanks me out of my car and drives off in it*