@SCbchbum: You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident.
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@Marlebean: When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
@stephenjmolloy: Pilot: "What does this button do?" *intercom turns on* Pilot: "Doesn't do anything. Not sure what any of these buttons do."
@DothTheDoth: Hungover? Hydrate. Depressed? Hydrate. Want to make a good first impression on others? Hydrate.