@TheTweetOfGod: Your body is a temple. Congrats on the expanding congregation!
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@ddsmidt: Throw me to the wolves and they'll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk.
@junejuly12: People who hum in public must be blissfully unaware of how close to death they are at all times
@ohthatbadger: Don't forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds.