@TheTweetOfGod: Your body is a temple. Congrats on the expanding congregation!
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@Sarcasmo718: Most meth cooks start by clicking on an ad to make $500-$800 a day working from home.
@runawaycupcake: The problem with the exclamation point & question mark being side by side on a keyboard: I'm so sorry your grandma died? I love you?
@PeaceInTruth1: Just because I'm smiling doesn't necessarily mean that I like you. I might be picturing you on fire.
@thestlouisan: Wife just said "burgs" instead of "burgers" and now I'm a little scared to think of what she's going to do with all the time she saved.