@althene: Your body is a temple. Mine is a graveyard.
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@PeachesMcPeach: I'm at my sexiest when I'm at a stoplight and a teenage boy is checking me out then suddenly realizes his horrific mistake.
@DamienFahey: 70% of the Earth's surface is water. The other 30% is covered in advertisements for The Blacklist.
@combatacademysd: To me, being Single means never having to apologize.. Unless someone drops by my disgusting house unannounced
@michael_raphone: [In the gym] hey guys it'd be a lot easier to lift these weights if we worked together