@MikeRevenaugh: Your boss will respect you more if you sometimes disagree, especially if you touch their face and say "You silly goose."
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@MrC2daG: Fact: Whiskey works for some illnesses because you get the illness drunk and it stumbles out of your body.
@iamspacegirl: *standing over your shoulder while you read a book I recommended* You arent laughing I usually laugh at this part why do you hate it so much
@TheWoodenslurpy: Me: If I were you, I’d confront your boss Friend: You would? Me: I wouldn’t. If I were you, I would. If it were me, I’d do what you’re doing