@wilco30: ''Your call is important to us......please enjoy this 40 minute long flute solo''
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@Doublelife64: Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again.
@meladoodle: The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had
@writerPT: Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh...