@wilco30: ''Your call is important to us......please enjoy this 40 minute long flute solo''
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@deardilettante: I'm meeting a man I really like for drinks. If I play my cards right, he'll be deleting my number in a few hours.
@AminaMarx: update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared