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@rockymomax: [castle wall] KNIGHT: the enemy is advancing ME: *panicking* close the gates! man your battle stations! KNIGHT: their chariots are pulled by puppies ME: keep the gates half open. let’s see how this plays out
@juliussharpe: I don't have a problem with steroids in sports since I think anyone who can give themselves a shot is the bravest person in the world.
@JustBeingEmma: My mother's kitchen floor is so clean you could eat off it. You could eat off mine too, there's all kinds of stuff down there.