@mrjohntofu: Your car took up two spaces, I tried to move it over with my key.
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@SteveKoehler22: Parents who have allowed your 8 yr olds to become spoiled brats ... We'll check back in 10 years to see how that worked out for you.
@ValeeGrrl: Taught daughter to make toast & she already knows how to do boxed Mac n cheese so now she's all caught up to my level of culinary prowess.
@thenatewolf: Me: my doctor says if I get annoyed I could die You: so you can't watch that YouTube link? Me: I'm saying it's dangerous to even send them
@notalogin: *stops by new neighbor* Welcome, I brought you a cake! -Wow, thank you! You know, you didn't have to do that! Oh, ok. *walks away with cake*