@ozzyunc: Your cat doesn't love you. If it were bigger it would eat you.
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@Goofpoops: Life hack : Receive a wide assortment of yellow, orange, pink and red envelopes, free of charge, simply by not paying your bills.
@TheCatWhisprer: Rachel Ray now makes cat food with real beef just like the cows my cat would eat in the wild.
@AllyBallyBeal: Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise
@0point5twins: QUESTIONS YOU CAN ANSWER BY PEEING ON THINGS: 1. Am I pregnant? 2. Does my boss have a very forgiving nature?