@TheLastPeg: Your 'Chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'Periodic Table'.
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@Book_Krazy: *[At the dinner table]* "No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"
@SkinnerSteven: I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat
@_NTFG_: A News Reporter just described someone as "Healthy as a Bus". Yeah....I don't know either.
@thenatewolf: There are so many people outside, and so much yelling, and I genuinely genuinely don't know if it's a murder or a rare Pokemon.