@ScottLinnen: Your "COEXIST" sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace.
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@TheBeerGuy73: I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public.
@NervousJr: The same woman who said "I'm your mom not your friend" has sent me 17 Facebook friend requests.
@carlawh: When a woman suddenly shuts up, a man can hear the theme from Psycho discreetly playing in the background.