@Sickayduh: Your cougar jokes make me puma pants
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@cookiesnweed: Get your shit together, people at McDonald's drive thru who sit there all confused like the menu hasn't been the same for the last 50 years
@Sickayduh: Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them "Jesus is the reason for the seizin"
@jackiembouvier: If I ever go missing, put up fliers saying I left a dog in a hot car so people will actually look for me.