@Sickayduh: Your cougar jokes make me puma pants
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@CopernicusG: A lot of people don't know this but if you're turned into a vampire you don't actually get a vampire name. Some of you will just be Gary the Vampire
@ch000ch: if i ever go missing please don't use that photo of me holding a sign that says "if i ever go missing don't look for me." thanks
@Kendragarden: Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?