@Sickayduh: Your cougar jokes make me puma pants
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@flashember: *plane crashes in ocean* *washes ashore island* *imprisoned by crabs* *rises to become Crab Emperor* *assassinated by most trustworthy crab*
@juneohara65: Doctor, reaching for a piece of paper: "Are you on any meds?" Me: "You might want to grab a notebook."
@lejessica: They say treat others how you would like to be treated. Now I have to go out on a date with a guy and treat him like a princess.