@Cait_Plus_Eight: Your ex asking if you can still be friends is like kidnappers saying "keep in touch" after they let you go.
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@BatBatshitcrazy: In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money.
@ericsshadow: If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out.