@Contwixt: Your fancy knocking pattern isn't going to entice me into answering the door, either.
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@Robert_Beau: Sunday Family Dinner: Mother In Law: Isn't that your third glass of wine? Me: Isn't that your third husband? MIL: M: MIL: M: Gravy?
@brynnester: [Flight] Cabin Crew: The pilot & co are dead. Is there anyone on board who can fly the plane? Harrison Ford: I can CC: Anyone else at all?
@: Call ur ex and when they pick up be like “see this is another reason why we broke up, you always entertaining yo exs” then hang up.