@Sickayduh: [NBA Postgame]
*LeBron wearing his fake glasses*
"Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet"
"Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"
@jergarl: Wife:How'd you sleep?
Me: Fine except I got in a gun fight and died and went to the store because I ran out of shampoo
W:
Ambien:*giggles
@JayCee302: I finally started writing the book on herbs I've been putting off for so long, I guess it's..
:looks directly at the camera:
"About thyme"
@RidiculousSheri: The cartoon character I most resemble is Jessica Rabbit.
I'm kidding, it's Betty Boop.
Okay, Hello Kitty.
Fine. Miss Piggy.
Ursula.
@realDonaldTrump: I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
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