@brandynwiththey: Your girlfriend isn't hallucinating man, she's actually seeing other people.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Woman: $150 for mice removal?! Me: Yep *dumps box of snakes* Woman: Get them out! Me: $300 snake removal fee *dumps box of mongooses*
@NotKarma: Cops don't like it when you ask them "Need some help?" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.
@Cnelson019Carol: According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey . I'm so confused.