@brandynwiththey: Your girlfriend isn't hallucinating man, she's actually seeing other people.
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@zipoffs: just a good, friendly, light-hearted conversation that for some reason charmin initiated with me
@freshestginger: If I got a boyfriend I wouldn't know what to do... What do they eat? How often do they need to be walked? Can they be house trained?
@topaz_kell: Rage against the machine is what I do when my candy bar gets stuck and won't drop down.