@GabbbarSingh: Your greatness is measured by the font-size of your obituary.
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@kelkulus: I don't understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms. It's much more awkward trying to return them. "She didn't like me."
@UNTRESOR: Welcome to hipster fights. You can ironically hang your scarves over there. There's PBR and tacos in the food truck. Don't enjoy yourself.
@BlackCatBettie: If you have a horse and you didn't name it Edgar Allan Pony, we can't be friends.