@GabbbarSingh: Your greatness is measured by the font-size of your obituary.
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@MarlonBrandNO: Mom: Take out the trash *I take the trash on a lovely date* Mom: Not what I meant *I assassinate the trash in an ally* Mom: Still wrong
@NickLMao1: How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
@AndyAsAdjective: [1st date] WAITER: and how would you like your steak, miss? HER: definitely not wooden *winks across table* DRACULA: *just glares at her*