@JermHimselfish: Your hands aren't tied down when you're at the dentist, you're allowed to put your hands in his mouth too.
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@UnFitz: This boot was made for walking. This other boot was made for finding dog poop, apparently.
@JMFnSparks: Dear men, I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! Love, Spiders