@MariyaAlexander: Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less.
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@skylerhanrath: *training the dog to sit* Me: So you're already low to the ground, but you must get lower.
@kivtur: [How the rap feud started] Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party? 2pac: sure, no biggie Biggie[eavesdropping]: [wipes tears]
@GrowlyGrego: It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called "marine biologist", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year.
@MelissaJoy33: I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people.