@DurtMcHurtt: Your helium addiction is out of control, but nobody is taking your cry for help seriously.
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@HomeProbably: My son wants a new iPhone for Christmas and I'm having fond memories of when he couldn't talk.
@3sunzzz: [swirls, sniffs and sips red wine] Yes, this is delicious. I will have a glass. Ma'am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down.
@Genevieve0404: "Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest." Britney Spears whispers, "Amateur."