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@Sir_Strange: - Your Honor, I'd like to plead insanity.
- On what grounds?!
- I'm married.
- I'll allow it.

– Your Honor, I’d like to plead insanity. 
– On what grounds?!
– I’m married.
– I’ll allow it.

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