@lawyerthoughts: Your honor? My client would like to address the court and ruin everything.
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@UNTRESOR: Why bother drinking water? You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
@JasonLastname: LOST DOG: 4 year old border collie. Still living at home but doesn't know what to do with his life.
@Tbone7219: According to my iPhone Health app, I walked 1,787 steps around this Golden Corral buffet tonight .... So I got that going for me.