@lawyerthoughts: Your honor? My client would like to address the court and ruin everything.
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@living_marble: One thing books from 100 years ago teach us is that if you leave a baby in the jungle, it'll be fine. Better than fine, actually.
@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.