@dmctaggart: Your house is too dirty if you see bugs with little suitcases leaving it.
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@UncleDuke1969: I wasn't allowed to watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas" as a kid because of my Peanut allergy.
@SteveKoehler22: I needed to get a shipment of almonds to the airport quickly. It was so weird to call Uber and ask if they could drive me nuts.
@wendyraepearce: My twitter crush just broke up with me for saying WWE wasn't real. The irony is not lost here.
@philmann: Great. Only a single slice of bread left in the bag. That means until I find another slice, everything that happens today is in the sandwich