@dmctaggart: Your house is too dirty if you see bugs with little suitcases leaving it.
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@DannyZuker: As my friend confessed, "My teenage daughter never even talks to me," I struggled to conceal my jealousy.
@sarcasticmommy4: If you're not sure about having kids, have someone say "Mom!" 100 times before 7am & see if it's right for you.
@KentWGraham: When I asked for my wife’s hand in marriage, I didn’t realize how often I’d just get the finger.