@Kendragarden: Your husband's super cute, is he single?
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@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.
@huntigula: GUY: are u in the 1% ME: more like the 2% GUY: well that's still great ME: [wondering why this guy's so in to milk] it's pretty cool I guess
@chopper4jk: I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did.
@SatansTongue: "Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?" Is this ask stupid questions club? "You're now the leader of this club" What club?