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@Kendragarden: Your husband's super cute, is he single?
@SumbodyShootMe: My daughter said she was in a memoir. I was intrigued until I realized what she said was meme war.
Whatever tickles your fancy, Love.
@samalmightysam: I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance.
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: "I injured myself at the gym"
Buddy: "Too much weight?"
Me: "I guess. I was just trying to lift my Segway onto the treadmill"
@SonOfCha: Nice tan. I'm guessing your mother is white & your father's a sweet potato?
@davidbfunny: Dear waiter,
You messed up my order because you didn't write it down. I employed your strategy while calculating the tip.