@Kendragarden: Your husband's super cute, is he single?
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@tastefactory: Girl, did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? *smooshed girl bobs away making accordion sounds*
@daemonic3: WIFE: Don't embarrass me in front of my boss, he's colorblind ME: Duh [later at party] ME: [to boss] So when did you learn Colorbraille?
@poizngrl: If my children are any indication of how much I talk, I would now like to apologize to any man I've ever dated...EVER