@SkinnieTalls: Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.
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@markydoodoo: Ever try spreading really cold butter on toast? I'm like the human version of that.
@thepunningman: [murder scene] detective: "she drown?" cop: "after a blow to the head" d: "what's he doing?" me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]
@ElleOhHell: Hello, Gotham Child Services. Oh dear. Both dead? My my. Well, does the child have a Butler that can raise him? Cos it's a lot of paperwork.