@SkinnieTalls: Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.
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@SamGrittner: I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more.
@DrLickenstein: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned
@murrman5: *shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife.