@SkinnieTalls: Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Imagine if Iron Man could do whatever an iron can. 🎶 Flattens shirts, with his heat. Gives your slacks a nifty pleat. 🎶
@SEvans_author: When I die, I want to be buried with a few random animal bones so archeologists 1,000 yrs from now will wonder what the hell I was
@Underchilde: If you’re going to insist I get you a wedding gift, then I’m going to insist you bail me out when I get caught shoplifting it.
@DaddyJew: Me on the toilet: HEY I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER 6: *running around dressed like a mummy* we're all out