@Schmoodles: Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor.
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@MrBigFists: Just once I would like to hear an athlete thank God for their talent and their pharmacist for everything God left out.
@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.
@AmandaDuberman: Any woman with three or more exes in her city could have told Obama how to avoid Putin in Normandy.