@Schmoodles: Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor.
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@3BlindMike: The cat puked all over the bath mat so I just tossed it into the trash can. Then I put the bath mat in the washer.
@joejwest: ME: Good date? FRIEND: Ok. Until he got undressed ME: Then what? FRIEND: [sticks out pinky finger] ME: Ah. Then he drank tea in a fancy way
@OctopusCaveman: Next time you hand someone a roll of toilet paper under the stall, hold their hand for a while. Let them know it's gonna be okay.
@weinerdog4life: If everyone would stop screaming, I'm sure we'd all agree I'm not supposed to be in this women's restroom.