@so_amused: 'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized'
~me talking to my KFC
@StockSwaff: Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage, overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy.
@Jake_Vig: RIDDLER: What has--
BATMAN: A gazebo
RIDDLER: Let me finish-
BM: A paperweight
R: Dental floss
RIDDLER: I hate you guys
@drinksmcgee: I laugh at an ex who now dates an ugly man-pig…
Until I realize that maybe she has a type.
@alextranquada: EXORCIST: the previous tenant was murdered. You can see their ghost in the background of this photo
SPOOKY GHOST VOICE: oooomg deleeeete it
@AhmedAllabidy: Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife,
People won't fight when there's bubblewrap