@so_amused: 'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized'
~me talking to my KFC
@hazelmotes1: Me: Play dead
My Dog: *drives to my office and starts doing my job*
@IrishVin: My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line.
I nearly shit her pants.
@NotUrGumar: Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan & I don't feel so bad
@moose_chocolate: "America is getting snow? How cute"
@electrolemon: To some, it's known as "soda." Some call it "pop." Some even order it as "coke" or "cola." The spicy bubble brown juice goes by many names