@TheTweetOfGod: Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years.
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@thereverendcink: I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now
@kimt205: Eaten so many blue cheese stuffed olives today that it feels like France and Greece are waging a war for land in my intestines.
@lemmywinkler: My 13 year old daughter just lit a cigarette at the kitchen table. I've never been more furious! And in front of her kids too!