@CherBear162: Your make-up application says "I failed Clown College".
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@dixinormus10: I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.
@EndhooS: *Wife walks in, the house is trashed* "OMG..we've been burgled" *I jump out of the closet in full hockey gear* HAVE YOU SEEN THE WASP KAREN?
@yassinovic89: What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@o__0Dev: I've finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in shower that runs down my body says, “4 extra volume & body