@CherBear162: Your make-up application says "I failed Clown College".
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@Parkerlawyer: "Why did you leave your last job?" -I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
@JRehling: God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis.
@FatherWithTwins: I like to torture my kids by buying them a new Xbox game, and then taking them to the zoo all day.