@CherBear162: Your make-up application says "I failed Clown College".
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@aparnapkin: Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks
@Dmvm1977: When I get home to find my wife naked in the tub, seductively asking me to "warm her up", I dont waste a second.. to throw in a hairdryer
@HomeProbably: I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape.
@Maxine12333: Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home.