@CherBear162: Your make-up application says "I failed Clown College".
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@Maxine12333: Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home.
@kentgrossarth: Her: 'Do I look, like, fat?' Brain: no,no,no,no Brain: Of course not. Brain: Say SOMETHING Mouth: 'Like a fat what?' Brain: Oh dear God
@Fred_Delicious: Fun fact: Snakes don't exist. They were made up by scientists in 1923 as a joke that went too far so they just kinda rolled with it