@TravLeBlanc: Your mother has terrible taste in children.
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@mommy_cusses: Parenting Tip: Wear clothing with pockets so you can flip off your children inconspicuously.
@ericsshadow: DOCTOR: [holding $5 bill] what's this for? ME: it's a tip DOCTOR: okay but you're still dying ME: [hands him another $5 bill]
@sarcasticmommy4: It isn't until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would've been a better option.