@TravLeBlanc: Your mother has terrible taste in children.
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@_NinJar: [museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? "through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say?" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
@KrazykurtKurt: Job interview: "what would you say is your biggest achievement is to date" "I once wore a hat to bed and it was still on in the morning"
@myles_morrison: I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper.