@RorynotRoy: Your neck tattoo says "Only God can judge me," yet here I am.
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@MrFornicator: People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric.
@Darlainky: Separation anxiety is common among toddlers, dogs, and would-be divorcees finding out how much divorcing costs.
@Storminika: Me: "Dude, I brought another dress for you to clean." Dry cleaner: *takes off headphone* "Sorry, come again?" Me: "No, mustard."