@RorynotRoy: Your neck tattoo says "Only God can judge me," yet here I am.
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@flashember: COME TO ME JOURNALBOT *Journalbot enters my study* ok write this down: Polar bears are bear ghosts. "polargeists" [very sad robot noises]
@RWaddell86: If I was in StarWars I would probably just be that guy that keeps turning his lightsaber on and off and on and off like a pen.
@nPhelendriqal: This looks like a job for.. *I rip open my jacket* Jacket Repair Man! *I sew my jacket back together*