@ilovepie84: Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge.
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@SouthrnPinUpMom: I wonder which woman said..... "yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."
@pharmasean: You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine
@extranapkins: The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night
@just1fool: I'm excited for the zombie apocalypse so I can trap famous dead celebrities and make the best Broadway show ever assembled.