@DominicStraw: Your password doesn't remember you either. He moved on. He's someone else's password now.
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@TommyKarate: Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990's.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A monster truck. I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery.
@bridger_w: This burned out sign has given me the permission I need to take care of my neighborhood grocer once and for all
@bea_ker: [with father in law] "You know how to pluck a goose, son?" Er yes sir, sure do *stretches goose's neck and plays it like a double bass*