@ChristianPlante: Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building.
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@samalmightysam: I wanted to kill myself by drinking 100 beers, but when I finished my second one, I felt much better.
@jwoodham: The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to simply ask yourself "do I want to see it?" If you do, it's not on Netflix.
@i_Lean: And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants.
@behindyourback: 11:30pm is the time each night when I ask myself the ancient question of the universe: what if I just ate everything