@HeyJennyLeone: Your personality finally matches your looks. That's not a compliment.
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@Mardigroan: Luke, I am your uncle. Luke, I am your third cousin. Luke, I am your grandmother. - Skywalker family reunion
@WorkingMom86: "Will I ever live in a clean house again?" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess
@kcmoore51: [sanitation worker knocks at my door] The amount of McDonald's related trash we're collecting from your home each week has us concerned.
@DancesWithTamis: [The Beatles writing Here Comes The Sun] Paul: so what should come after here comes the sun? [Ringo screams from bathroom]: Doo Doo, Doo Doo