@HeyJennyLeone: Your personality finally matches your looks. That's not a compliment.
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@TheTimmyToes: (business meeting) *drops pen on the floor* *bends over to pick it up* *shirt comes untucked* *all the jelly beans start falling out*
@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.
@ProudFFAalumni: My son's taking French and my daughter is learning sign language and now I have no idea what anyone's talking about anymore.