@LostFelicia: Your "poetic" tweets would be so much better if Adele hadn't thought of them first
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@GFGander: People need to learn how to record their name on a voicemail system. "You have one new voicemail from... *heavy breathing* Toooooooddddd"
@Book_Krazy: Me: Congrats! I heard you got married again Her: Sorry I didn't invite you. It was a small ceremony Me: Its ok. I'll go to your next one
@Schmoodles: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
@Guinz: You were all Pluto's not even a planet and now you're watching it from your space car all slow and creepy like. Jerk.