@LostFelicia: Your "poetic" tweets would be so much better if Adele hadn't thought of them first
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@SteveSuckington: If a shark attacks you, punch him in the nose. And if that doesn't work, use your severed arm to tickle his belly.
@Ham_Tornado: New children's book I'm working on: "Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak".
@CherBear162: If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED? BULLSHIT! "Maybe if you didn't suck.." *slams x-box on floor*
@wankcity: "more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*