@LostFelicia: Your "poetic" tweets would be so much better if Adele hadn't thought of them first
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@aveuaskew: *walks into interview* Thanks for coming in today. I'm Mr. Maballsonya, but please call me Phil. *walks out of interview*
@dubstep4dads: Local Singles 2.9 Miles From Your Area *refresh page* Local Singles 3.7 Miles From Y.. "no dont leave" *refresh page* Local Singles 7.8 Mile
@confusedlush: People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept.