@LostFelicia: Your "poetic" tweets would be so much better if Adele hadn't thought of them first
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@matt___nelson: *beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*
@CooperLawrence: Netflix documentaries convinced me I should be vegan. So I did what any American would do. I bought some bacon and canceled Netflix.
@BBQJones28: Shout out to the dude who's followed and unfollowed approximately 25632 times this week.