@TheWriteStuff2u: Your proctologist called. He found your head.
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@androszr: If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?
@AlexReekie: Just wrote "58008" on my calculator app and when I turned it upside-down, it auto-orientated back to the right way up. I hate the future.