@llvvzz: Your psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
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@ParaJanitor: I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out.
@iwearaonesie: my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me
@Imsohoppy: I have a particular set of skills, skills that allow me to open beer cans so no one in the house knows I'm drinking.
@Pirate_nurse: If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all "I still haven't gotten my period."