@llvvzz: Your psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Me: So you collect pictures of guys with their height and weight? Sounds a lot like Grindr Friend: THEY'RE BASEBALL CARDS, JERK
@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction.
@LizHackett: I seem pretty put together for a grown woman who imagines she's traveling through a wormhole each time she pulls a turtleneck over her head.