@llvvzz: Your psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
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@DannyZuker: The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama.
@YosefHawel: Most young lives are lost not because of seat belts, but because the defibrillator needs you to sign into Facebook first.
@AbrasiveGhost: [Wife watching news]: The tuxedo store was robbed. Know anything about that? Me in super frilly tux: Nope *Dog walks in also wearing tux*