@llvvzz: Your psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
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@hazelmotes1: Don't judge. Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know.
@Parentpains: Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
@torrami: I don't like coconut so I don't eat coconut. I don't follow coconut around criticizing its texture or taste or tweets or sense of humor.
@_ElvishPresley_: *Beethoven & orchestra take stage* HECKLER: (chanting) Ode to Joy! Ode to Joy! Beethoven: –we're gonna play some new stuff HECKLER: boooo