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@huntigula: Your resume just says "falconer"
"And?"
Well, this is a bank
*falcon starts break-dancing*
"Not yet Tyler, wait until he offers us the job"

Your resume just says “falconer”
“And?”
Well, this is a bank
*falcon starts break-dancing*
“Not yet Tyler, wait until he offers us the job”

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