Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@EndhooS: "Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek"
Yeah
"Can you demonstrate?"
Sure, count to 10
*Counts to 10 & opens eyes*
*I'm literally on fire*

“Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek”
Yeah
“Can you demonstrate?”
Sure, count to 10
*Counts to 10 & opens eyes*
*I’m literally on fire*

COMMENTS