@arielleBigBlue: Your sign says "NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants.
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@WeissBrandon: My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that's how the fight started.
@secondofhername: The downside of studying law: you think a lawsuit is the solution to all problems. *resists from threatening Dominos for not giving oregano*