@arielleBigBlue: Your sign says "NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants.
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@JosesLovesYou: If you took your large intestine and stretched it out in a straight line it would be very hard to get it back in you after that. So tangly.
@flashember: COP: someone's been cutting everyone's christmas lights but not yours ME: i have no idea why a crustacean- i mean person would do that [my pet lobster Susan slowly puts her big pincer behind her back]