@Geaux2Girl: Your stick-figure family of 6 really isn't necessary. No one sees your minivan and mistakes you for wild and single.
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@novicefather: Autocorrect changed "killing spree" to "killing soirée" so bring your finest evening attire because murder can be classy.
@EJGomez: judge: any last comments? me: i request to die by electric chair judge: ur here for a speeding ticket me: my request still stands