@Jewbekah: Your tattoo says "only god can judge me" yet here i am....
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@Alex_N_Chains: I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do.
@TheDailySchmuck: Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.
@ShadyLadyHH: I'm basically Switzerland. I'm cold and you have to get really high in order to truly appreciate my beauty.
@RumAndReeses: Whew, good thing there's a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we'd be in real trouble.