@Sickayduh: Your turtle puns tortoise family apart
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@zdarsky: I want a SPIDERMAN GO app where I have to get pictures of spiderman for a furious j jonah jameson
@ieatanddrink: Think I nailed my job interview today because I wore a graduation cap to make it look like I graduated high school
@myles_morrison: All the people that tried partying 'til the cows come home, are either stuck at home with a cow or dead from alcoholism.