@Sickayduh: Your turtle puns tortoise family apart
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@Adar79Angie: Since Walking Dead isn't on I've hid pot from my stoner friends. As they amble around looking for it I'm shooting them with paint ball guns.
@Jodesaroo: Forget waterboarding, just put a cold hand on my belly and I'll tell you anything you want to know.