@DandyTruman: Your tweets are so boring the NSA just unfollowed you.
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@BeamishBoi: That 0.1% of bacteria that no household product can kill is what will inherit our earth
@DaddyJew: The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
@heatherlou_: Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub.