@DandyTruman: Your tweets are so boring the NSA just unfollowed you.
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@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I can point out chicks who say "vokka" and "liberry" instead of "vodka" and "library" based on the use of emoticons in their screen name.
@jake_lach: You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off