@imadepoopstoday: Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't "break" water...get back to work.
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@torrami: My parents and teachers told me I could be whatever I wanted to be but I'm 28 years old now and I'm still not a crime-fighting mermaid :(
@NoogsCorner: Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.
@GreenishDuck: Fun Fact: 100% of people don't know what to do with a dirty dish at someone else's house.